So here I am sitting in the same fucking chair that I always sit in. Staring. I'm fully dressed, mind you, in the normal 'its cold as fuck here' attire: jeans, random college hoodie, jacket, and hat. Sitting. I purchased this chair as an upgrade to the government issue chair which, for lack of better terminology, SUCKED. I sit in this chair naked, clothed, tired, awake, happy, sad, horny, constipated, whatever - this is my spot. Its a roll-type chair with a high back and its quite comfortable...10 months of use are taking its toll however.
For 9 months I preached that I just couldnt fucking wait to switch to the night shift (0300 to 1800) and now that I'm on the night shift I want to suck on the end of my service pistol due to sheer boredom.
When you get up at 1800 (that's 6pm for you non military types) you only have a couple hours to shower, eat, and then start drinking before everything on base shuts down...its kind of wierd - beer for breakfast. Now, in college I would have beer for breakfast but that was usually to 'outdrink' my weekend competitors. Now that I have a job which carries stiff responsibilities beer for breakfast is usually a bad choice.
But, life is full of bad choices, so we drink. And since there is nothing else to do here but drink, masturbate, repeat - that is what we do. We drink so much beer we get tired of drinking beer. So we drink liquor. Then comes the soju, and that's always a taint tickler. That being said, I jerk it so much my dick gets sore. But there's no real way to switch that up unless you go real creepy and start fucking fruit you've warmed in the microwave.
Its hard to go from sex all the time to none whatsoever for 7 months. Then comes midtour leave where you attempt to readjust your body and mind to being back in an environment that you can comprehend (America) and having sex whenever you want. This all just makes it that much more difficult when I came back because I find myself even more unsatisfied with my hands.
There are other options of course: bowling alley, darts, BX, video games. But after 10 months in this fucking shit hole I've pretty much exhausted every viable option for entertainment including throwing fruit and hard boiled eggs into a concrete wall and laughing hysterically while doing so.
So, after all the time spent dealing with bullshit on day shift, wishing I was on nights. Now that I'm on nights......
Here I sit.
